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Once there was a mirror who kills anyone who lie.
FVR: I think, I don't smoke. (Killed)
Cory: I think, I hate yellow. (Killed)
GMA: I think, I'm tall. (Killed)
Erap: I think (Killed).
Tagalog: Ano ba ang difference ng opinion sa conclusion?
Bisaya: Ang t***a mo naman! Papasok ka sa pinto kung opin-yun. Pero con-clus-yon, hindi pwedeng pumasok!
Priest (in Malacañang): Next Sunday, I'll preach about the sin of lying. To understand more, I want you all to read Mark, chapter 17.
(Next Sunday) Priest: How many of you read Mark chapter 17? (Only GMA's hand went up!)
Priest (smiled): Mark has only 16 chapters. Let's now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.
Bf: may malaki ako problema.
Gf: wag mo sabihin problema mo lang! problema
natin dahil nagmamahalan
tayo! ngayon ano problema natin?
Bf: nabuntis natin si inday at tayo ang ama
Isang lalaki ang nagtayo ng zoo.. Ginawa niyang P300.00 ang entrance fee pero walang pumapasok sa zoo nya. .
Binabaan niya ito sa halagang P200.00 pero wala pa ring pumapasok.
Ginawa niyang P10.00 ang entrance pero wala paring pumapasok..
Ang ginawa ng lalake dahil wala paring pumapasok kahit napakababa na ng entrance fee, ginawa nalang niya itong LIBRE. Dahil dun, ang daming nagsipasukan sa zoo at ito ay napuno ng mga tao. Nasa mahigit 4000 katao ang pumasok sa kanyang zoo. Pagkatapos ay tahimik niyang ni-lock ang gate ng zoo. Pinalaya niya ang mga buwaya, leon at tigre tapos ginawa nyang P500.00 ang exit fee.. Lahat ay nagsipagbayad para lang makalabas agad..
Magkukumpare, nag-iisip na sa pangalan ng magiging anak.
Noel: Ipapangalan ko sa anak ko, Leon , baliktad ng Noel.
Nino: Sa akin, Onin, baliktad ng Nino.
Toto: Huwag nyo akong maisali-sali dyan sa usapan nyo, upakan ko kayo!
1st night lola wore see thru dress, lolo didnt react...
2nd night lola wore t-back, lolo still deadma...
3rd night lola all *****, lolo said "anu yan suot mo, gusot-gusot!!"
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