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Jokes for Netizion

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Ano ang tawag sa pagkain na palaging nag-jojoke?


ANS: CHICHAROT! πŸ˜†










Ano ang tawag sa maliit na kambing?


ANS: kapiranGOAT! πŸ˜†
 
Tawa muna mga NETIZIONS,


Mom: baby, your good in math. Now I'm going to ask you a question.

Baby: sure mom

Mom: if your daddy gives you 3 apples and I give you 4 apples, what's your answer?

Baby: thank you po!!! πŸ˜†
 
:D :D :D kahit ako ganun din isasagot ko. baka bawiin pag hindi nag thank you.. haha
 
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Boy: Diba ngayon yung heart surgery mo?
Girl: Oo.
Boy: I love you so much.
Girl: I love you more.
( After ng surgery ni girl nagtaka sya kung bakit tatay nya yung katabi nya.)
Girl: Asan po sya?
Tatay: Hindi mo ba alam kung sino nagbigay sayo ng puso mo?
Girl: HINDI.. NO.. DAD.. HINDI TOTOO ANG SINABI MO..
( The girl started to cry )

Tatay: Joke lang. Umihi lang sya arte neto.
 
πŸ˜… Akala ko drama. ayos yan.
Napa-ihi rin ako.
 
popoybasura, ano sagot? alam ko kasi Clark Kent.
 
Ano ang tunay na pangalan ni Superman?
Answer: Efren

Superman saves Louise Lane in a burning building.

Louise : You're my hero, thank you so much. Who are you?

Superman: It's Efren.
 
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