Our Intergalactic Police (InterPol) has alerted us of a foreign object entering our atmosphere. That the said vessel is of inter planetary origin and his hovering our air space at mid-level altitudes. We do understand our role in diplomacy for galactic visitors and those who seek refuge in our realm is always given a warm welcome. However please read our immigration rules while we cater your needs.
Please stand in the queue while we assess you.
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While we thoroughly apologize for the sudden intrusion regarding this matter. Please understand that I was sent as the best cosmic intermediary to resolve this proceeding. Had you not violated our interstellar norms and procedure then this affair shouldn’t have come asunder.
Allow me to remind you that this sector is inhabited by sentient beings who are “devoid of compensation and do not receive profit as a reciprocity for their contributions. Neither they work under duress in exchange for influence or extra-terrestrial affinity. (NO SALARY, NO HONORARIUM)” They wilfully gave their time and service for the betterment of the universe and all the galactic races therein.”
The natives here are not bots and neither they are automated.
To minimize the complications of this circumstance, I therefore obliged and personally suggest that you should present your interpreter.
I understand that you are simply tired from your travels from the BUG PLANET. But I mean no harm to you as I’ve thoroughly understood that even in the “Planet of the A-PES” (pronounced as “eh”- “pis”) may come to the same terms.
Peace and welcome to Earth!
Please stand in the queue while we assess you.
CLICK HERE FOR FORUM RULES
While we thoroughly apologize for the sudden intrusion regarding this matter. Please understand that I was sent as the best cosmic intermediary to resolve this proceeding. Had you not violated our interstellar norms and procedure then this affair shouldn’t have come asunder.
Allow me to remind you that this sector is inhabited by sentient beings who are “devoid of compensation and do not receive profit as a reciprocity for their contributions. Neither they work under duress in exchange for influence or extra-terrestrial affinity. (NO SALARY, NO HONORARIUM)” They wilfully gave their time and service for the betterment of the universe and all the galactic races therein.”
The natives here are not bots and neither they are automated.
To minimize the complications of this circumstance, I therefore obliged and personally suggest that you should present your interpreter.
I understand that you are simply tired from your travels from the BUG PLANET. But I mean no harm to you as I’ve thoroughly understood that even in the “Planet of the A-PES” (pronounced as “eh”- “pis”) may come to the same terms.
Peace and welcome to Earth!
