Jokes on You!

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Q: Ano ang pagkakaiba ng talong sa kalabasa?
A: Ang kalabasa - pampalinaw ng mata.
Ang talong - pampatirik ng mata!

 

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A girl from an exclusive school was asked:
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a
kamote?
A: Yuck!!! I don't eat kamote!

 

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Two langaws on a piece of shit....
Langaw 1: Pare, nauutot ako.
Langaw 2: Pare, wala namang ganyanan, kumakain
tayo!!!

 

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Q: Why is breastmilk still best for babies?
A: It's fresh; contains antibodies for protection
against infections and it comes in a very attractive container!

 

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Q: How much calcium is in a woman's breast?
A: Enough to make a bone grow big and hard!

 

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Q: How are a woman and a frying pan similar?
A: You have to get them hot before you put the meat in.

 

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Q: Ano'ng similarity ng sperm at mayonnaise?
A: Pareho silang galing itlog at parehong Ladies' Choice.

 

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Q: Ano ang Filipino translation ng S̀eꭙ?
Clue: Starts with the letter K...naisip mo na?
Come on you can do it......
The answer is...kasarian. Dirty mind, ha!

 

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Chinese: I have 4 wives, 1 more and I have a
basketball team.
American: I have 9 wives, 1 more I have a football
team.
Pinoy: I have 17 wives, 1 more I have a golf
course - 18 holes.

 

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Guy goes to a dentist's office, sits down in the
chair, and takes out his dick.
Dentist: What are you doing?
Guy: Doc, there's a tooth in there!

 

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Who says English is easy?

You won’t believe?

Then fill the blank with either YES or NO…

"OH ___, I am a monkey!”

See?

 

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Boy: I’m invisible!

Girl: Owwwzzz? Talaga?

Boy: Can you see me?

Girl: syempre naman!

Boy: 7 pm tonight?

 

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Use chocolate in a sentence...

CHOCO NA LATE AKO....

 

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Roses are red, skies are blue,
Monkeys like you, should be kept in zoo
Don’t get angry... you’ll find me their too...
Not in the cage, but laughing at you.

 

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Apo : LOLO look at those boats...
Erap : Nice diba iho, they are called yachts
Apo: How do you spell it?
Erap : Youre’re right iho, they’re boats.

 

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Teacher : What will change if the ice water turn into ice?
Student: The price, sir....

 

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If only I’m an angel, I’ll protect you, I’ll lend you my wings. I’ll watch over you but I’m not an angel............ pero may hawig naman........,’DI BA ?!?

 

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Beauty Pageant

Judge: What if you find that your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do and why?
Contestant: I’ll still love him..
(everybody claps)
"coz, AIDS doesn't matter!, thank you".

 

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Walang relasyong pang habang-buhay,
kung may malanding nabubuhay

 

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Baka di mo nilinaw,
kaya kayo lumabo