Q: Ano ang pagkakaiba ng talong sa kalabasa?
A: Ang kalabasa - pampalinaw ng mata.
Ang talong - pampatirik ng mata!
A: Ang kalabasa - pampalinaw ng mata.
Ang talong - pampatirik ng mata!
Jokes on You!
- Thread starter popoybasura
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A girl from an exclusive school was asked:
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a
kamote?
A: Yuck!!! I don't eat kamote!
Q: What's the difference between a penis and a
kamote?
A: Yuck!!! I don't eat kamote!
Two langaws on a piece of shit....
Langaw 1: Pare, nauutot ako.
Langaw 2: Pare, wala namang ganyanan, kumakain
tayo!!!
Langaw 1: Pare, nauutot ako.
Langaw 2: Pare, wala namang ganyanan, kumakain
tayo!!!
Q: Why is breastmilk still best for babies?
A: It's fresh; contains antibodies for protection
against infections and it comes in a very attractive container!
A: It's fresh; contains antibodies for protection
against infections and it comes in a very attractive container!
Q: How much calcium is in a woman's breast?
A: Enough to make a bone grow big and hard!
A: Enough to make a bone grow big and hard!
Q: How are a woman and a frying pan similar?
A: You have to get them hot before you put the meat in.
A: You have to get them hot before you put the meat in.
Q: Ano'ng similarity ng sperm at mayonnaise?
A: Pareho silang galing itlog at parehong Ladies' Choice.
A: Pareho silang galing itlog at parehong Ladies' Choice.
Q: Ano ang Filipino translation ng S̀eꭙ?
Clue: Starts with the letter K...naisip mo na?
Come on you can do it......
The answer is...kasarian. Dirty mind, ha!
Clue: Starts with the letter K...naisip mo na?
Come on you can do it......
The answer is...kasarian. Dirty mind, ha!
Chinese: I have 4 wives, 1 more and I have a
basketball team.
American: I have 9 wives, 1 more I have a football
team.
Pinoy: I have 17 wives, 1 more I have a golf
course - 18 holes.
basketball team.
American: I have 9 wives, 1 more I have a football
team.
Pinoy: I have 17 wives, 1 more I have a golf
course - 18 holes.
Guy goes to a dentist's office, sits down in the
chair, and takes out his dick.
Dentist: What are you doing?
Guy: Doc, there's a tooth in there!
chair, and takes out his dick.
Dentist: What are you doing?
Guy: Doc, there's a tooth in there!
Who says English is easy?
You won’t believe?
Then fill the blank with either YES or NO…
"OH ___, I am a monkey!”
See?
You won’t believe?
Then fill the blank with either YES or NO…
"OH ___, I am a monkey!”
See?
Boy: I’m invisible!
Girl: Owwwzzz? Talaga?
Boy: Can you see me?
Girl: syempre naman!
Boy: 7 pm tonight?
Girl: Owwwzzz? Talaga?
Boy: Can you see me?
Girl: syempre naman!
Boy: 7 pm tonight?
Use chocolate in a sentence...
CHOCO NA LATE AKO....
CHOCO NA LATE AKO....
Roses are red, skies are blue,
Monkeys like you, should be kept in zoo
Don’t get angry... you’ll find me their too...
Not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Monkeys like you, should be kept in zoo
Don’t get angry... you’ll find me their too...
Not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Apo : LOLO look at those boats...
Erap : Nice diba iho, they are called yachts
Apo: How do you spell it?
Erap : Youre’re right iho, they’re boats.
Erap : Nice diba iho, they are called yachts
Apo: How do you spell it?
Erap : Youre’re right iho, they’re boats.
Teacher : What will change if the ice water turn into ice?
Student: The price, sir....
Student: The price, sir....
If only I’m an angel, I’ll protect you, I’ll lend you my wings. I’ll watch over you but I’m not an angel............ pero may hawig naman........,’DI BA ?!?
Beauty Pageant
Judge: What if you find that your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do and why?
Contestant: I’ll still love him..
(everybody claps)
"coz, AIDS doesn't matter!, thank you".
Judge: What if you find that your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do and why?
Contestant: I’ll still love him..
(everybody claps)
"coz, AIDS doesn't matter!, thank you".
Walang relasyong pang habang-buhay,
kung may malanding nabubuhay
kung may malanding nabubuhay
Baka di mo nilinaw,
kaya kayo lumabo
kaya kayo lumabo
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